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| i was looking at stuf online and i stumbled across some little known information about Chuck Norris and Vin Deisil and Mr. T
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe
place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other
and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the
resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.
During a warm November day, Chuck Norris challenged Mr. T to an eating
contest. Chuck did well by eating ten 30oz steaks, but Mr. T won by
eating a Ford Taurus.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y.
Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be
When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in
seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes
only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris
has not had to pay taxes ever.
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away
in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the
1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in
professional football history.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small
Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him:
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of small children.
If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan
borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin
Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the
third girl he had slept with.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Vin Diesel does not require more overlords
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
Vin Diesel always eats his vegetables. Even the wheelchairs.
When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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